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POKEMONX9 IS A POEST?!

Posted by PokemonX9 - September 3rd, 2009

A POEM FOR YOU

I AM BECOMING CHINESE

BUT THE DOCTOR WONT LET ME

I HAVE TOO MUCH CATS

FOR I AM A HOBO

I COULD KISS A DRAGON

BUT I NEED CHAPSTICK

I COULD ALSO FIRE A DILDO OUT OF A CANNON

BIT THE PARACHUTE WOULDN'T LAST

MY BALLS ARE DANGEROUS

FOR THEY ARE CLEVER

MEAT CLEAVERS CANT FLY

OR STICKS WOULD BE DREAMY

I TEND TO CHOKE ON COCK

BECAUSE I AM GAY

AND I SIT ON SANTAS LAP

TO GET CASH EVERY DAY

a special shoutout to

jesus
camels
hobos
dreadlocks
ham
trees
cock
magggots
traffic
paint
rabbit hair
pubes
triangles
erections
tramps
bras
dildos
free money
tricks
frozen armpits
blasters
dinner cannons
plastic horses
condoms
condoms
condoms
phishing philters
rabid pork
PORN
trails
naggers
chinks
spics
niggurs
hoes
crackers
obama
mccain
god
pollen

and

PLASMA CUPID

Thank you for listening

Please enjoy this picture of a fancy muslim

POKEMONX9 IS A POEST?!

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Magnet-Boy 2009-09-03 16:00:28

heidi klum

PokemonX9 2009-09-03 16:00:28

Thank you.

Are you a superhero, Magnet Boy?

RANDOMFURRIE 2009-09-03 16:18:19

would fuck a chansy in the ass while drawing a fancy muslim

PokemonX9 2009-09-03 16:18:19

OMFG
<.< >.>

SO WOULD I!

OMFG

No, wait, a hitmonlee would be more satisfying.

Magnet-Boy 2009-09-03 17:33:29

Ex-super hero. I'm a very obscure character.

PokemonX9 2009-09-03 17:33:29

How does your penis work?

RANDOMFURRIE 2009-09-04 00:20:25

did this ever pop up in your mind ? damn lucario's pretty hawt ?

PokemonX9 2009-09-04 00:20:25

Popcorn is the only thing that i can pop with my mind, my telekenisis sucks ass.

DriftLV1 2009-09-07 17:32:17

Have we met?

PokemonX9 2009-09-07 17:32:17

OMFG ARE YOU DAVE FROM CLOWN SCHOOL?!

Qwazal 2009-09-18 03:55:51

THERE IS NO ASSFUCKING SCRIPT

PokemonX9 2009-09-18 03:55:51

Scriptttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttt

Opencloset 2009-09-18 17:27:29

Well, aren't you just an intersting fellow :3

PokemonX9 2009-09-18 17:27:29

I love you

zenodio 2009-11-13 23:13:26

How beautiful... *sheds a tear*

PokemonX9 2009-11-13 23:13:26

how is your e-penis?

eVo121 2010-01-20 17:49:22

that is good poestry it was.

11/5

Magnet-Boy 2010-06-20 23:14:57

hey hey

DarkMan2003 2010-12-28 03:08:22

Ironically, those are ALL the things I asked for, for Christmas! But I only ended up with Obama, and rabid pork! But if you think about it, aren't they just about one in the same thing? Really?

PokemonX9 2010-12-28 03:08:22

fuck me

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