A POEM FOR YOU

I AM BECOMING CHINESE

BUT THE DOCTOR WONT LET ME

I HAVE TOO MUCH CATS

FOR I AM A HOBO

I COULD KISS A DRAGON

BUT I NEED CHAPSTICK

I COULD ALSO FIRE A DILDO OUT OF A CANNON

BIT THE PARACHUTE WOULDN'T LAST

MY BALLS ARE DANGEROUS

FOR THEY ARE CLEVER

MEAT CLEAVERS CANT FLY

OR STICKS WOULD BE DREAMY

I TEND TO CHOKE ON COCK

BECAUSE I AM GAY

AND I SIT ON SANTAS LAP

TO GET CASH EVERY DAY

a special shoutout to

jesus
camels
hobos
dreadlocks
ham
trees
cock
magggots
traffic
paint
rabbit hair
pubes
triangles
erections
tramps
bras
dildos
free money
tricks
frozen armpits
blasters
dinner cannons
plastic horses
condoms
condoms
condoms
phishing philters
rabid pork
PORN
trails
naggers
chinks
spics
niggurs
hoes
crackers
obama
mccain
god
pollen

and

PLASMA CUPID

Thank you for listening

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